Friday, August 5, 2011

This fat lady just pushed me three seats to the back of the bus
"Oh, I'm a rather large individual, so you see, naturally, i need a big vacancy! Would you be so kind to give me these three seats?"

Alright fatty, why don't you lay off the pringles for a bit? Fat bitch was seen with three bags of lays and 2 bottles of fanta. Don't tell me to give up my seat if you can't get off of yours.

Anyway, i recently raised my kd to 1.9

yeah, i spent an unimaginable amount of time training on dummies. but now, i'll only use a maximum of 3 bullets to get one solid headshot.
:)

9 comments:

  1. Great Update. Loving your blog, followed.

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  2. Even funnier are fat people in fast food restaurants

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  3. haha, get to the back of the bus. . . hope all goes well. check me out too.

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  4. A lady took up THREE seats? At that point its like put down the burger fatty! I'm a big guy myself but I only take one seat!

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  5. Dam some people have no will power in life

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  6. I used to be a big guy until I just happened to see a picture of me and my girlfriend. I didn't recognize myself anymore - I dropped about 90lbs by exercising, changing my diet, etc.. The one thing I would never have guessed is how pissed off I am when I see obese people. It's really just a bunch of small adjustments, i.e NOT drinking and eating yourself to death with pringles and fanta..

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  7. I hate the fat people that load up a cart full of crap but by a diet soft drink instead. That is NOT gonna make a difference.

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